Fair Use Law is back and 100% Pants On The Ground-free this week as “Reverend” Randall Lewis and “Danger” Dan Robinson set their sights on the Apple iPad, unintentionally being a douche bag to your best friend with popular girls in high school, saving failed live music performances with unmitigated violence against acoustic stringed instruments, how sausage throwing doesn’t always mean love, and the pratfalls of working at an amusement park with food poisoning.

Welcome ladies and gentleman to a very special 35th episode of the 2nd case file as presented this week by Fair Use Law, the letter A and the number 4.  This week we bid a fine ado for a few weeks to our third chair Baker in style by discussing anything and everything but not limited to:  Flash mobs going a bit too far, spontaneous holocausts, the directorial portfolio of James Gunn, how best to break the news of having AIDS to Haley Joel Osment, punching tornadoes, and more.

Welcome soda jerks and fry hops to another fast paced three chaired edition of the Fair Use Law podcast, episode 34 of the second case file. This week the Triceratops Tribunal tackles any and all things including putting fried eggs on burgers, Ric Flair wrestling a bear for our amusement, the consequences of one beating one’s Noid, Ernie Reyes Jr’s Oscar-nominated turns as Donatello and Kato the Pizza Delivery Guy, the Artie Lange deathwatch, and most importantly: assholes who trick multiple women into marrying him.

This week in a special 2009 wrap up of the Fair Use Law podcast, the triceratops tribunal waxes nostalgic all over episode 33 of the second case file.  Topics discussed include our favorite music and stand up comedy CDs of the year as well as our favorite and least favorite movies seen in the theaters.  We also flashback to Lil’ Danger Dan and Lil’ Baker as they discuss graduating high school and attend an alcohol free graduation party, how to graduate high school by influencing people, how not to mount the Brain Scrambler, and the risks of asking a DJ to play Dead or Alive’s You Spin Me (Like A Record).

Welcome Holiday & New Years recoverers to the 32nd episode of the second Fair Use Law case file.  In this post-Christmas recorded free association theater, the triceratops tribunal discuss Billboard’s recent proclamation that Nickelback is the band of the decade, how Nigerian princes could secretly be a front for a delightfully scary mid-flight fireworks show to Detroit, and how MTV has bypassed the superstars and given the year end awards directly to Auto-Tune.  Baker and Dan also fight to the geeky nerd death over Avatar ala the scene in the Cable Guy that was really a tribute to Star Trek.

Gather the family around the Christmas tree and celebrate a very special episode of the Fair Use Law podcast featuring the return of the perennial third wheel Baker and the second week in a row with guest Jim.   The now four-pronged Triceratops Tribunal go out of there way to never talk about Christmas this Holiday special as they jump from topic to topic including Chris Brown’s recent tirade against Wallingford, Connecticut, Britney Murphy’s recent passing, Miley Cyrus rapping more in 2010, and more!

Welcome Ladies and Gentleman to episode 230 of the Fair Use Law podcast, a number that lives forever in the hearts of creepy grandfathers who love a good racist joke or two.  And we are sure to grow into that kind of person since we manage to make the most obvious joke ever 30 seconds in.  After those shenanigans are through, Randy, Dan, and special guest Jim discuss God’s gift to reality TV, Jersey Shore, at obsessive length, Jager Bombs and new haircuts, and touch upon Man vs. Food’s recent stop in Hartford, CT, literally in our own backyard.

Seasons greetings and Happy Snowflake Day from the Fair Use Law consortium of free association. Episode 29 of the second Fair Use Case File brings with it many a tale of Yuletide Celebration as Dan recalls what the Holiday was like before schools weren’t allowed to torture the elderly. We also discuss the mindfreak (MIIIIIIIIIIIINDFREAK) that was David Lynch’s Eraserhead and what that’s a movie you don’t watch, the strange Uzumaki over Norway, the recent rash of zombie infestation in Japan, the political ramifications of wrestling a bear, and more!

“Bear Rehab With Dr. Drew is Must-See TV”

Welcome back ex-convicts and those who bargained a deal, for episode 228 of the Fair Use Law podcast.  This week Randy and Dan discuss a bevy of topics such as the red flags that should be in Dan’s medical file, Conspiracy Theories with Jesse Ventura, bringing joy through the word “Rape” on Sex Rehab with Dr. Drew, Blade Runner forever being a cold fish, and more.

Welcome back, friends and well wishers, to a special Thanksgiving Day-recorded episode of the Fair Use Law podcast with the return of perennial hot poker and third wheel Baker. Join us as the reunited Triceratop Tribunal discuss a wide variety of things such as the state of our country’s health care system as it relates to Baker’s back, how fun prescriptions can be, the shame of Nick Jr and David the Gnome, how to ruin a free clown birthday, and more!

(”Second Verse Same As The First,” This upload should remove the previous attempt’s “Voice like God”)

Once again it’s time for the Thanksgiving Day traditional known as the Fair Use Law podcast.  I hope we didn’t drink all your cranberry sauce.  I hope we didn’t eat too much of your pumpkin pie.  Because this week we rocked and the microphones rolled in the studio with special guest and former Medicant Downline bassist Jim “Skeesix” Stankewicz.  In this spastic and educational episode, the tribunal discusses Sway’s excellent MTV News interviewing style, domestic violence, Tila Tequila’s breast-filled meltdown, MTV Unplugged returning, and we also confirm that Michael Stipe is in fact out of the closet and rumors of Gallagher’s death have been greatly exaggerated.

Welcome ladies and gentlemen to episode 225 of the Fair Use Law Podcast, second case file. This week the studio is awash in painkillers and gaping face holes as we bring you Adventures in Mis-Dentry. Also up for your listening consideration is an obscenely in-depth sociological experiment called “Stop Letting Your Kids Go To Movie Theaters We Go To” and a look at the Fourth Kind, along with the usual ADHD, video game talk, and song references we bring you each and every week.

Welcome los listeneros de la Fair Use Law podcast-o, episode 24 of the second case file. This week we welcome back Baker into the Triceratop Tribunal for a rare week back in Northern Connecticut. Topics brought forth before us include fallout from Halloween plans gone awry, how awesome our costumes no one really saw were, Paranormal Activity, the possible mutant-like superpowers of Saved by the Bell’s Zack Morris, being thrown out of an arcade/bar for being drunk, and more!

Welcome ghouls and germs to a very spooky episode of the Fair Use Law podcast recorded on a very haunted Halloween night.  Cringe and scream in horror as Dan and Randy discuss boom mics possessing a horror movie and turning it comical.  Laugh nervously as we recommend other podcasts that we happen to enjoy, too.  Watch as you reach the edge of your seat in terror as Dan describes the most evil thing to leave the island of Japan since Ringu, the Endless Eight.  And to cap it all off we touch upon the spookiest of nightmare fuel discussed in the past: inappropriate Japanese dumpling recipes.

“I Swallowed The Blue Pill And Now I’m Here”

Welcome to a very special nearly lost episode 221 of the Fair Use Law podcast.  Even though they were so rudely interrupted by a cornucopia brimming with Blue Screens o’ Death, Danger Dan and Randy still manage to cover the following and more in a brisk 30 minutes: Dungeons and Dragons and Dan Not Grasping The Chaotic Neutral Concept, How To Slow The Sands Of Time, Friggin’ Taser’s Electric Power Hour, Halle Berry’s Supposed Hotness, Sharing The Clap With Our Audience, he Differences Between Plot Devices and McGuffin, Spoiling a 10 Year Old X-Men Movie, And The Inner Workings of Plot Device.com.

Welcome to episode 22 of the second case file of the Fair Use Law podcast.  Join us for this very special broadcast as Randy and Dan feverishly lash out at each other with inanity after being locked in the studio for a 90 minute soundcheck.  Topics discussed include Netflix recommending suicide, the new GOP Republican website, how emo Nazis may or may not have been, panties, why the world saw through Balloon Boy and Octomom, new and exciting ways to offend our audience, and more!

Welcome to the 20th episode nestled deep within the second case file of the Fair Use Law podcast.  Join Randy and Dan as they journey through a veritable marsh of topics this week including Old Navy ripping off all of Japan, the Gingerdead Man movie being a thing, Linda McMahon’s run for senate, an ill fated night out to see former members of KMFDM perform 3 feet away from us, and more.  For a limited time that expires never, we’ll throw in a second Slapchop and a Free Association Theater from the third wheel Baker, just pay separate shipping and handling.

Welcome to episode 19 of the second case file de Fair Use Law-o.  This week, the new in-studio duo of Randy and Dan bring you the latest recap of what every other podcast and media outlet overlooked about the VMAs because they were too distracted by Kanye West, how racism might have snuck its way into Scribblenauts, and how not to make friends and influence people if you are a middle school student.

Welcome to episode 18 of Case File 2 de Fair Use Law podcast-o.  This week we announce some news that shall shake the very foundation of our podcast to its core involving Baker’s educational future.  We also discuss Enter text here.the perils of trying to guess celebrity deaths 3 weeks into the future, the Flying Firecrotch Guillotuine and other sexist TNA wrestling finishers, Megan Fox being worthy of being boycotted, why Ryan Reynolds is not Green Lantern, and make roughly 50,000 callbacks to prior episodes.

Welcome to the 17th episode of the second case file of the Fair Use Law podcast as we celebrate our 40th episode overall with an all encompassing swipe at coherency. This week the tribunal discuss topics very near and dear to the hearts of America’s school children such as abstract concepts of time, yesterday being the most important day in the history of mankind, our continuing One Day Deadpool, iTunes reviews, female celebrity upskirt comment boards, why bringing cocaine to Clear Channel Studios is a very bad idea, and how the VMAs were behind 9/11 if you really think about it.